There's just not enough sunlight right now. It's that lovely time of year again. My mind is having trouble remembering basic words like 'puddle'. Therefore, I am speaking in small phrases right now.
-My kids have a Chuck Norris thing of some sort. Sort of like their underarm fetish. When we need to break a tie or figure out who is first, typically we rock, paper, scissors it. Often, one of the boys will forego the rock or paper or scissors and pull out a Chuck Norris, because of course, Chuck beats everything. Today, Jonah topped it. On the count of three, he threw his arms out to his side and said, "JESUS!" How do you make 'Jesus' lose to paper? Later, we were at the bmx race track (which is tremendously sweet), trying to figure out who went first. Since we were running out of daylight, I wanted to get the rock, paper, scissors over with quickly. In a panic, I called out, "And I don't want to hear anything about Chuck Norris or Jesus!"
Yeah, that came out wrong.
-Jack and I were drawing a picture of three shepherds lying by a fire waiting for the messiah. After I finished my shepherds, I asked Jack if I should write on the shepherd's gown (or whatever that getup would be called). Jack said that I should write 'My First Christmas'.
My First Christmas. On an old shepherd's cloak. Now that is brilliant.
Only one more month until the shortest day of the year. Then we will begin the long haul up the hill to the spring....
4 comments:
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
Chuck Norris sneezes electricity.
Chuck Norris invented the corndog.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
I am right there with you on this weather. I was so glad to see the sun yesterday I almost cried. Then I wake up today and it is gone-poof just like that. I hate this time of year. I wish I could be a bear and hibernate until spring.
Chuck Norris rhymes with orange.
I am ssooooo ready for that shortest day...It's just wrong for it to be pitch black outsode at 6:30pm....It seems like its darker this year than in past years...Is it just me??Or is there global darkening going on?
The rock that killed Goliath was called a Chuck Norris.
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