I had to laugh when reading Ryan's post today. It's about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and so far 31 people have commented. Most of them have cleaning obsessions and I, obviously, don't. Come visit my home and you'll agree. And to further prove my point, as I was reading Ryan's post, I kept smelling the faint smell of feet. Yes, feet. But not just any feet. Jon's feet.
But Jon's not home.
His shoes were nowhere in sight.
I was perplexed.
I think I have pieced it together though. I do believe that after he taught class today, he came home and put his feet up on a pillow. He does that. Do all men do this - prop their feet up on a pillow while laying flat on their back? I, like the rest of civilization, put a pillow under my head, not my feet. But anyway...I think his feet were on this very pillow that I am resting my head on. I smell Jon Price's feet and it ain't pretty.
Other notes:
-Some things at the dollar store aren't really worth a buck, but a hat that looks 'just like Indiana Jones' is, especially seeing it on a sleeping kid.
-This pillow stinks and yes, I'm still laying on it. I'm going to wash it though. Soon.
-Somebody signed Jonah up for a facebook and he's swearing he didn't do it. He's been begging for one for months...come on, fess up, who did he convince to do it for him?
I can't stand it anymore.
Must.
Go.
Wash.
Pillow.
Monday, October 6, 2008
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2 comments:
Ewww! Feet stink! I do not like feet. I think they are weird and gross...But for some reason, when praying for people, I quite often get the nudge to pray over their feet...which usually entails touching said feet...It usually is effective...God has a sense of humor.
Jonah is on Facebook? Cool! Tell him to friend me! :)
I need to have all of those OCD cleaning people come over my house. They feel like they have to clean and I feel like I don't because I'm a bachelor and I can do whatever I want. Its a win win.
ps. after like 3 days on face book your son almost has as many friends as me.
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