Wednesday, June 25, 2008

My friend Julie says it's bad when you get into the shower and there is no towel. That is true, especially when you've thoroughly enjoyed the shower. I also think it's a bit of a quandry when there is no toilet paper in the house and it is realized when a child is in the bathroom yelling for some. So, instead of writing a blog, I should be up and out to the store buying 'music roll' as my mom used to call it. But I'm conserving energy and waiting until tomorrow to combine trips and all...and I'm lazy. Music roll? Oh yeah, we couldn't say 'toilet paper' - it was embarrasing, so we said music roll...

I also discovered today that a lonely squirrel tail is haunting our property. It's true. My cat obviously destroyed the squirrel, but left one foot and it's tail. It's her m.o. We've discarded this tail, it returns. We've moved the tail, it returns. If I were to walk out the basement door, I would see the tail. BUT, five minutes later if I were, say, pulling weeds in the front yard, I would stand up to find the tail under my foot. It's haunted, I tell you. I walked down the front steps into the driveway and saw the tail, maybe 20 feet away. The wind started to blow, caught the tail, and moved it eerily across the entire driveway, where it stopped right at my feet. Creepy. This tail stands up and salutes me in a light wind and waves like there's no tomorrow in full wind - it just won't go away! I guess I should be thankful it's not the lone squirrel foot running after me.

Maybe I need ghostbusters?

5 comments:

Helen Ann said...

I rebuke that squirrel tail int he name of Jesus! ;-)

Kelly said...

Put it in the trash and then if it comes back you need to call ghost busters!!! Maybe you need to have a little funeral for the squirrel. That might put his little soul at rest. Just make sure the cat isn't there:)

julie s. said...

i hate being in the bathroom and realizing there's no toliet paper!!

by the way...are you mia right now?? i miss TALKING in person to you....

melanie said...

Julie,
Sort of. I don't mean to be, but I know I am. I hate when I am, but then again, I just am...
I think it's from having all the extra kids and then just trying to come off of that and get ready for vacation. Or, maybe I'd be like this anyway! I miss my friends too. I try to pick up the phone, but just can't yet! And I'm going to miss another Wednesday at your house. Tell everyone I'm still alive!

julie s. said...

it's cool! i totally understand. i got that way after gratis. i wanted to crawl under a rock and not come out for a long time. i think just this summer i feel up to hanging out with people again!!