Saturday, May 17, 2008

What NOT to say to your wife

wife: (runs into room, excited) Look, my pants are all loose!
husband (who shall remain nameless, but has a long, scraggly beard) When is the last time that you wore them?
wife: registration day
husband: did you wash them since you wore them?

3 comments:

Kelly said...

Heinous!!!!

DanThoms said...

ha ha ha, thats so funny.

Reverb said...

Dang...shaggy burned you good.