1) Boy breaks window on garage door
2) Raccoons jump in window
3) Racoons eat cat food
4) I board up window
5) Raccoons trapped inside garage
6) Raccoons ate the rest of cat food and all dog food
7) Refused to make a trip to the store to buy more cat food
8) Cats are hungry
9) Feed cats expensive ham
10)Cats are still hungry
11)Cats kill squirrel
12)Cats bring squirrel into kitchen
13)Mom screams
14)Boys run in and step on it, many times
15)Jonah takes dead animal to woods
16)Cats are hungry
17)Cats brings squirrel back out of woods and eat it
Moral of the story: Do not procrastinate ~ whether it is fixing a window or buying cat food.
Thursday, May 8, 2008
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They murdered the poor squirrel who was victim of a cat attack? waaaahhhh!!!!!!! How sad!
However at this point, I am willing to hire them to come take out the raccoons in my attic!! Are they available? :)
they also knoked out about 30 moles last summer
I think the raccoons owe you some money for all that pet food. That stuff isn't cheap!! My dog caught a squirrel last week. The good thing about dogs is that they kill their prey pretty quickly. I just had to carry a dead squirrel by it's tail. Cats are scary because they carry the live prey in their mouth and can bring it inside!!! I'm impressed that they caught a squirrel. They were hungry.
This list is amazing.
All this needs is some Jedi Knights and it's ready for Hollywood.
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