My Son

At the urging of my family, I am going to post this story. I have my reservations about posting it, so if you get the feeling that you may be disgusted with me, you best stop reading now.

This is the kind of story that could, quite possibly, make my son disown me. So, please, don't read this at his wedding. I may never get to see my grandchildren if you do that.

We ate at Taco Bell today after church. Well, the boys did ~ I watched. I just can't eat that stuff. Jack had to go to the bathroom and I mean...go. He didn't want to go in there all by himself, so I went in with him. Now, for some reason, Jack found it necessary to disrobe before he rid his body of Taco Bell waste. So, off came the shoes, underwear and pants. This took quite a while, but finally he got down to business. I heard him whisper, "Mom, mom, watch this!"

At this point, you must picture my little buck~naked child on the toilet. There were certain parts of a boy that were now fully on display. And that part that was on display is what he is now telling me to 'watch'. That was where the 'show' was taking place. And now, here is the 'show' in all it's glory...

Jack: Mom, are you watching?

Me: Yup, what's up?

Jack: (Looking down) Hey, weenie, do you want ketchup with your french fries?

And then...

He made it move (without touching it, mind you) and nod 'yes'

Ahhh, my son. Ain't he a smart one?

When Jack finally finished and re-dressed, I told Jon and the boys about Jack's little hidden talent that he showed to me in the bathroom. So, when it was time to leave:

Jon: Jack, are you finished with your food?

(Jack playing, not paying attention)

Jon: Jack, Jack, are you finished or not?

(Jack playing and still not paying attention)

Jon: (leans down, now eye level with Jack's crotch, Yells) Hey! Weenie! Is Jack done with his food?

To which Jack gave everyone an example of how his penis could say yes all by itself.